The Hamptons’ glamorous image belies a more complex reality revealed in local police reports. Sergeant Ramirez notes that affluence doesn’t prevent common struggles like stress and substance abuse, amplified by the high-pressure environment. Noise complaints from lavish parties are frequent during summer, prompting warnings and fines. Domestic disputes, fueled by pressure and financial anxieties, also necessitate police intervention and social services. While property crimes targeting high-value items occur, the struggles of service workers, including wage disputes and housing issues, highlight socio-economic disparities. The police reports remind us that even in this idyllic setting, the human experience is flawed and requires attention. Police prioritize the safety and well-being of the entire community, regardless of background or wealth.